FwF 29 – #Christmas Calamities, Part 1: The Lost Helper

Happy Holidays, Fictioneers!

I start off this episode with a shout-out to some awesome author friends of mine who have been doing dynamite work recently: children’s author (and my illustrator for Hello, Halloween) Donovan Scherer; award-winning horror author Matthew Harrill; and hilarious master parodist Paul Erickson.  Pick up their books for your loved ones this Christmas!

      

Now, on to the meat of the show, where I read you the first story from my book Christmas Calamities.  ‘The Lost Helper’ tells the tale of a poor elf left behind in a family fireplace on Christmas Eve.  Things only get worse when the household children discover him.  Will he be able to get back to Santa in time?

Listen in to find out! 

And while you’re at it, pick up the book!  ‘The Lost Helper’ is only one of several fun holiday yarns therein.  It’s inexpensive, easily transportable, and makes a great stocking stuffer.  Enjoy!

 

FwF 25: Hemingway’s Cheerful Thoughts About Nothing (and FREE BOOKS!)

Welcome back, Fictioneer!

Today I read and discuss one of my favorite short stories: Ernest Hemingway‘s “A Clean, Well-Lighted Place“.  This tale poses the Existentialist question: What is Nothing, and what can we do about it?

                  

 Enjoy my lecturings!  I gave this talk to a group of 9th graders a few weeks ago, and they got a kick out of it (though I think I kind of terrified them).  Now it’s your turn to listen in, read along, and enjoy the fun.

And an announcement:

This weekend – Friday, February 27th through Sunday, March 1st – the books below are available for FREE on Amazon.  Pick them up!

     

 And for the next five days (through March 4th), the books below are ONLY $0.99!!  Grab them as well.

     

Enjoy the reads, and thanks for listening!

If you do like my books, please review them on Amazon!  And if you like the podcast, please rate and review it on iTunes, comment below with what you’d like to hear me talk about, email me at luke@funwithfiction.com, and most importantly, subscribe to the Fun with Fiction newsletter!  I’ll send you all kinds of free stuff and good news (but no more than once a week), 100% spam-free.

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Thanks again, Fictioneer.  Keep reading, keep believing, keep on rockin’.

Luke

FwF 21 – TV, Branding, & Michael Bay: Discussion with Mo Simpson

 

First off, an announcement:  I (your host, Luke J. Morris) will be at Mighty-Con Comic Show in Wheaton, IL this Saturday (12/13/14).  The show takes place at the Dupage County Fairgrounds, building 1, from 10 AM to 5 PM.  I’ll be selling and signing copies of five of my best books, as well as posing for photo ops, networking with other creatives, and generally nerding it out with all the great fans who drop by my table.  So come on out and say hi!  I’d love to see you.

Now, on to the podcast.

Happy am I to welcome my best friend and illustrator Mo Simpson back to the show!

Mo, in case you’ve forgotten, is the guy who drew all those pretty pictures for Cthulhu 4 Kids 1, Cthulhu 4 Kids 2, and Tales from the Teeth.  He’s also the host of the Eyeteeth Podcast, a multi-themed NSFW show that I sometimes co-host with him.

   

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This episode is similar to an Eyeteeth outing, in that we talk about everything.  Well, almost everything.  I think my initially-planned topic was going to be “favorite Christmas movies”, but we never touch on that at all.

We do discuss reality television, the nature of fame, the idea of branding yourself (no, not like a horse), and the benefits and hazards of building that brand.  Steven Pressfield‘s The War of Art comes up repeatedly.  I point out the similarities between the Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and Madonna – using Pressfield’s idea of employing yourself – and your image – as a brand (separate from your true identity as a person).

Mo laments Tim Burton‘s lack of fulfillment on his early, Batman-era promise.  Is Johnny Depp to blame for his recent string of less stellar movies?

      

And what’s wrong (and right) with Michael Bay?

Mo and I both hates us a poorly-written book.  (On an entirely unrelated note, Dan Brown will probably never come on my show.)  But we often love bad movies, and we tend to appreciate things that are over-the-top, a la Meat Loaf.  See the great Mr. Loaf team up with Michael Bay (and a young Angelina Jolie!) here:

We talk about a lot more stuff in our compact hour, but I’m tired of writing about it.  Listen to the podcast!

And once you’ve done that, rate it on iTunes.  Please tell your friends about us.  Spread the word that Fun with Fiction rocks!  (If, y’know, you think it rocks.  If you think it sucks, just keep your big mouth shut.  Thanks luv!)

As long as you’re here, sign up for the Fun with Fiction newsletter, why don’tcha?  You’ll get some great free fiction, and news about upcoming events and things that be going on with the podcast.  Don’t you owe it to yourself to know all that?

Again, don’t forget to visit me at Mighty-Con this Saturday!  It’ll be an awesome time.

Peace!

– Luke

FwF ep 13 – Gods & Monsters with Mo Simpson

Welcome back, Fictioneers!

In this episode of the Fun with Fiction podcast, Cthulhu 4 Kids illustrator and Eyeteeth Podcast host Mo Simpson returns to give us his thoughts on some of the best fiction for Halloween.

Yes, a lot of it appears on Fox News.

But beyond that, Mo has radical recommendations for October entertainment.  (Click on any of the links or pictures in this post to find out more about the item and pick it up from Amazon.)

Mo’s top picks for scary stories include Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, and The Walking Dead.

Of course no discussion of Halloween would be complete without recommendations for great horror movies.  Mo and I both highly recommend Cabin in the WoodsJoss Whedon‘s twisted meta-horror take on the entire ‘cabin in the woods’ horror genre.  Seriously, even if you’re not a horror fan, watch this movie.  It’s so much more than you expect!

Back to books!  Mo delves into the mystical creepiness of Aleister Crowley, occultist and contemporary of the great H.P. Lovecraft.  Seriously – if you think Lovecraft and his creations (like Cthulhu) are weird, you ain’t seen nothing yet.  Crowley is the godfather of magick and the occult movement.  Wonderfully whacked out, and frighteningly fascinating.

Our conversation turns well beyond fiction and delves into the realms of religious tradition, philosophy, and the argument of free will vs. determinism.  We draw the connection between superheroes and gods, gods and monsters.  Examples range from the adolescent wish-fulfillment of Superman to the superhero deconstruction of Watchmen.

Mo and I each have viewing recommendations for this best month of the year.  His main squeeze is the Walking Dead TV show.  One of mine is John Carpenter’s Halloween – the only ‘slasher’ flick I’ve ever found worth watching.

Oh – regarding Mo’s top obscure suggestion of the day – click the pic below to get an illustrated collection of some of Aleister Crowley‘s best works – including the Book of Lies, which Mo most highly recommends – for only $0.99!

For this Halloween season Mo and I also recommend our own book, Cthulhu 4 Kids: Old Ones at the Beach!  (Totally unbiased recommendation, we swear.)  Cthulhu 4 Kids II: A Day in R’lyeh is coming out later this month, so grab the first one today.  We think Lovecraft would approve.

And lastly… this conversation isn’t over!  We continue our discussion into the Eyeteeth Podcast.  Mo and I start that episode with a discussion of troubles going on in the world today, but quickly transition into the much more fun topic of superhero movies.  If you like Fun with Fiction, you’ll love this!  Give it a listen below, and subscribe to the Eyeteeth Podcast on iTunes.  (And while you’re there, don’t forget to rate and review Fun with Fiction.  This helps me keep this podcast alive.  Thanks!)

Thanks for listening, Fictioneer!  Keep on reading, keep believing.

‘Til next time,

Luke J. Morris

P.S.  If you want to meet me, and get gorgeous prints and signed paperbacks of mine and Mo’s books Cthulhu 4 Kids and Tales from the Teeth, come out to Ultimate Con tomorrow!  The comic-con takes place at 3601 N. Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL, on Saturday, October 11, 2014 from 10 AM to 5 PM.  I’ll be at the Parable Comics booth with some fantastic artists.  Hope to see you there!

FwF Podcast 8 with Mo Simpson: The World is the Best Fiction (part 1)

Guess what, Fictioneers???

That’s right – Mo Simpson is back on the Fun with Fiction podcast, talking to Luke J. Morris (yours truly) about the struggles of artists, the connection between religious texts and ancient mythologies, the shortcomings of the classical “hero’s quest” version of story, the tenuous relationship between books and the movies (or TV shows) they spawn, and the great weirdness that is Chuck Palahniuk.

This is a two-parter, folks, so don’t forget to tune in next time, when things get even crazier!

Fun with Fiction ep 6: Lovin’ on Lovecraft (and Cthulhu 4 Kids SALE!)

 

 

Special Announcement!  Cthulhu 4 Kids: Old Ones at the Beach is on sale, this week only, for only $0.99!!!  Grab it here:

Written by Luke J. Morris (yours truly) and illustrated by Mo Simpson (of Eyeteeth Podcast fame), this is the perfect piece of Lovecraft lore for all ages.  As one reader says, “It’s got everything I wanted: extra dimensional gods, lost cities, destruction, insanity, and parents that are worse than me.”  What more could you want?

It’s our mission to bring the message of the Old Ones to new generations – but we can only do that with your help!  So please, consider dropping your one buck on our book, and giving our demented storytelling a try.  You’ll be glad you did!

(Note that this sale is only good until 11 PM Pacific time on Friday, April 11th.  So jump on it now before you forget and miss out!)

Okay, shameless self-promotion aside – in honor of the above-mentioned sale, I dedicated this podcast episode to all things Lovecraftian.  I discuss the mad genius that is ol’ H.P. Lovecraft, including his concepts of the Old Ones, the Elder Gods, Cthulhu (of course), R’lyeh, the Deep Ones, the Shoggoths, and other things that drive men to madness in the midst of their dreams. 

To the entities of the Cthulhu Mythos, we are as ants.  Less than ants.  Worthy of no notice whatsoever.  The horror of the Old Ones and their ilk lies in their entire alienness to us.  We are bound, in our puny mortal sphere, to the perception of 3-dimensional space and pure Euclidean geometry.  But what about beings who live among us, but exist in dimensions separate from and beyond those we can comprehend?  Dimensions where acute angles behave as if they were obtuse, and where the smallest beings are so massive in size they make Godzilla look like a chihuaha?

This was the world as Lovecraft saw it.

But my thesis is: the very fact that he could imagine such things proves that humans are far greater than he gives us credit for.

In this episode I give you readings from Lovecraft’s The Tomb, Azathoth, The Shadow over Innsmouth, At the Mountains of Madness, and (of course) The Call of Cthulhu.  I also read from my own Cthulhu 4 Kids: Old Ones at the Beach ($0.99!  Pick it up!   😎 ) and our upcoming Cthulhu 4 Kids II: A Day in R’lyeh (available soon!).

Enjoy your eldritch dreams, my beautiful Fictioneers!  May you have some happily horrified readings.

– Luke

FwF Podcast, Ep 5: Interview with Mo Simpson – Storytelling through Art

 

Question for you, Fictioneers:  What are your feelings on art?

You don’t know?

Well, lucky for you, this week’s Fun with Fiction podcast guest is an expert on the subject!

Mo Simpson – host (with yours truly) of the Eyeteeth Podcast, illustrator of Cthulhu 4 Kids and Tales from the Teeth, cover illustrator of 188: Micro-Stories For Your Macro-Brain and Clapping, and designer of the Fun with Fiction graphic you see here all the time – lays out what it’s like to tell stories through pictures.

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 After a fun and edifying discussion with Mo and his son Miles, we dig into the heart of it – fun with new art tools, what the Cthulhu 4 Kids project is all about, how to do creative work with a baby around…

And then the fun starts.

Mo goes on a rant – and I mean a passionate, no-holds-barred tear-down (with only occasional edifications from me) – on what’s great about weirdness in art, what sucks about “Modern Art”, and the many ways illustration can be used to enhance a story (or tell a story of its own).

Somehow, we never do get around to talking about our favorite works of fiction.  But who cares!  The convo is as lively, hilarious, and insightful as ever (as Eyeteeth Podcast listeners would expect).  And we have plenty to talk about next time!

Like: What is Mo’s favorite book???  (Email your guesses to luke@funwithfiction.com.  Maybe you’ll win a prize if you guess right!)

Check out Mo’s work on his old art blog, Mozarknation.  Also be sure to follow him on Twitter (@michaelosimpson), ‘like’ the Eyeteeth Facebook page, and give the Eyeteeth Podcast a listen (and subscribe on iTunes!).

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And as long as we’re talking about Mo’s work, here’s a teaser for our upcoming collaboration, Cthulhu 4 Kids II: A Day in R’lyeh

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 Awesome, right???

So go pick up Cthulhu 4 Kids: Old Ones at the Beach, and whet your appetite for more awesome stuff to come!

 And please don’t forget to subscribe to Fun with Fiction on iTunes, ‘like’ our page on Facebook, and follow me (@jeetkuneluke) on Twitter!

Thank you, Fictioneers.  You make this whole game worthwhile.  Enjoy the podcast!