FwF 30: Christmas Calamities, Part 2: The Lost Helper (continued)

Here’s the rest of ‘The Lost Helper’, a tale of a poor elf left behind in a family fireplace on Christmas Eve.  Listen and enjoy!

If you like this tale, and want to read it and a couple others in a similar vein, pick up my book Christmas Calamities today!  I appreciate the support, and you’ll enjoy the book.  🙂

Until next year, Fictioneers, from me to all of you, have a very merry Christmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate). And if you find an elf in your home, please – treat it nicely.

FwF 29 – #Christmas Calamities, Part 1: The Lost Helper

Happy Holidays, Fictioneers!

I start off this episode with a shout-out to some awesome author friends of mine who have been doing dynamite work recently: children’s author (and my illustrator for Hello, Halloween) Donovan Scherer; award-winning horror author Matthew Harrill; and hilarious master parodist Paul Erickson.  Pick up their books for your loved ones this Christmas!

      

Now, on to the meat of the show, where I read you the first story from my book Christmas Calamities.  ‘The Lost Helper’ tells the tale of a poor elf left behind in a family fireplace on Christmas Eve.  Things only get worse when the household children discover him.  Will he be able to get back to Santa in time?

Listen in to find out! 

And while you’re at it, pick up the book!  ‘The Lost Helper’ is only one of several fun holiday yarns therein.  It’s inexpensive, easily transportable, and makes a great stocking stuffer.  Enjoy!

 

FwF 25: Hemingway’s Cheerful Thoughts About Nothing (and FREE BOOKS!)

Welcome back, Fictioneer!

Today I read and discuss one of my favorite short stories: Ernest Hemingway‘s “A Clean, Well-Lighted Place“.  This tale poses the Existentialist question: What is Nothing, and what can we do about it?

                  

 Enjoy my lecturings!  I gave this talk to a group of 9th graders a few weeks ago, and they got a kick out of it (though I think I kind of terrified them).  Now it’s your turn to listen in, read along, and enjoy the fun.

And an announcement:

This weekend – Friday, February 27th through Sunday, March 1st – the books below are available for FREE on Amazon.  Pick them up!

     

 And for the next five days (through March 4th), the books below are ONLY $0.99!!  Grab them as well.

     

Enjoy the reads, and thanks for listening!

If you do like my books, please review them on Amazon!  And if you like the podcast, please rate and review it on iTunes, comment below with what you’d like to hear me talk about, email me at luke@funwithfiction.com, and most importantly, subscribe to the Fun with Fiction newsletter!  I’ll send you all kinds of free stuff and good news (but no more than once a week), 100% spam-free.

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Thanks again, Fictioneer.  Keep reading, keep believing, keep on rockin’.

Luke

FwF Ep 12 – Top 5 Fiction Authors EVER

 

Hello Fictioneers!

I had lots of fun putting this week’s show together for you.  That’s because this time I lay it all on the line and tell you my top 5 favorite fiction authors ever.

Okay, to be fair, the list is always adjusting, and picking an all-time top 5 is actually an impossible task… but I did it anyway!  Check it out below, and click on the pictures if you’d like to buy the books at Amazon and find out what all the fuss is about.

Also, let me know: do you agree with my picks?  Disagree?  Want to murder me with a hatchet for having such horrible taste?  Who are your top 5???  Comment below, review me on iTunes, and email me at luke@funwithfiction.com to tell me off.

Before I get to the list, though, one quick announcement: I will have a booth at Mighty Con Comic Show at the DuPage County Fairgrounds in Wheaton, IL this Saturday, 10 AM – 5 PM.  If you’re anywhere near the Chicago area, come on out and say hi!

Okay then.  On with the show.

  • I ordered my top 5 mostly arbitrarily, but I can say with near-certainty that my favorite fiction pharoah is and always has been J.R.R. Tolkien.  Author of The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, and other masterworks, he is the father of fantasy and one of the greatest minds to ever put pen to paper.
  • Next on my randomly-ordered list makes the giant leap from fantasy to sci-fi: Robert Heinlein.  The founder of future history is one of the primary reasons science fiction became a major force in contemporary literature.
    • The greatest American author: Mark Twain.  (‘Nuff said.)

That’s my list!  I call out a dozen runner-ups in the show, and have another hundred that I could add (since truly picking a top 5 is, as I said, impossible), but I’m sticking to my story.   If you haven’t read any of these authors, click one of the pics above and grab it on Amazon (for cheaper than you’d get it in most brick-&-mortar bookstores).  This helps the Fun with Fiction podcast out, and doesn’t cost you a penny more.  🙂

What, you want to challenge my palette?  Bring it!  I’d love to hear from you.  (Also don’t forget to sign up for my newsletter for free books and stuff!)

Thanks again for listening, my friends.  Read on!

Luke J. Morris

 


Comedy Drama Special Edition: The Eyeteeth Podcast does Greek Mythology

Hello Fictioneers!

In this special edition of the Fun with Fiction blog, I, Luke J. Morris, am giving you an episode of my other podcast: Mo Simpson‘s Eyeteeth Podcast, which I co-host.  We don’t always talk fiction over there, but when we do – well, we don’t bother talking about it.  We make like Nike and just f*ing DO IT.

If you like your fiction in the form of a multi-cast dramatic reading – be that plays, movies, TV, or audiodramas – you will love this.

Unless you hate comedy and Greek mythology.  Then you won’t.

This is one of our most popular Eyeteeth episodes ever – for reasons that have we may never understand.  Suffice it to say, it’s me, Mo, and Eily Hallagan, giving a full-character reading of a segment of The Greek Mythology Olympiaganza by Don Zolidis.

 The three of us voice all of your favorite characters, including:

  • Cronos and Zeus (Mo)
  • Rhea and Pandora (Eily)
  • Uranus (ha!) and Prometheus (… yours truly)
  • Two narrators (Eily and I)
  • … and many more!

Give ‘er a listen!  You won’t be dissappointed, I guarantee.

Once you’ve done that, go ahead and subscribe to the Eyeteeth Podcast on iTunes or on another feed reader.

To support our continuing podcasting efforts, please pick up Mo’s & my books Cthulhu 4 Kids and Tales from the Teeth.  You’ll love ’em!

And don’t forget to subscribe to the Fun with Fiction podcast, as well.  😉

Thanks to all you listeners and fellow fiction fans!  Please hit me up on Twitter, on Facebook, or send me an email to keep in touch.

Peace,

– Luke